The war...........On New Years

Theres A War Going On Outside

I know as a kid, a child/youth, I remember my favorite holeday being new years eve. I wuold stay up to see the big CrystallineBall drop in TimeSquare while all the gays sang their songs. Sometime, I would even have a little "Champain" to take the edge off- I was a true adult: tuxedo and all. The point is, I (like everyAmericans) remembers the Good 'Ol Days of 12/31. But the man in the suit and OvelOffice, barackHUSSEINobama,  is desperately trying to take this all away from us. He has practically said "Hello USA I am going to keep it the same year always. No celebrations. HaHaHa." Yes my friends and colleaggues, Obama has officially launched THE WAR ON NEW YEARS.

The Memories

First Id like to talk about all the fun times Ive had as a man participating in the holiday New Years. One Year, my freind Millard and I went to a rather lavish party at the local watering hole. It's name: The Legendary Hard Rock Café. This year Millard and I decided to pull out all the stops: We bought t-shirts that said F.B.I.. on the front. We walked in- EVERYBODY thought we were cops. But the FBI didn't stand for the usual "Federal Board Of Investagation"- No, it stood for "Female Body Inspectors"  (HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM STILL LAUGHING ROFL). Safe to say, we were the life of the party. Everybody crowded around our booth, and for that night, We. Were. Kings. It's these classic memories that make me cherish the holiday so much.... ;(

The Goverment's Plan

Okay folks, try to keep up here, because this is where it all gets a little "whacky". Obama claims to be from "HawaiState" in the PecificOcean. As we all know there are time zones in this country (This countrys going to the dogs, but hey, were still civilized.). Hawai is the last of all the states in time zones. This means that It will be a new year (2003 for example) in the rest of country but still be old year in Hawai(2002 for example). This gives obama the natural reason to not like New Years Ev. He feels jealous of the rest of USA (the real, honest, hardworking part) because he is last to celebrate. That is his "motive", next is his "plan". According to studies obama took office approx. Janaury 2009. He participated in an "inauguration". Videoes of this occur OnLine, and in the videoes he clearly says the following words throughout the 4Hour event: "It", "will", "always", "be", and "this year". Alone these words don't mean much, just the mumblings of a lunatic, but when you make a sentence out of them, they clearly show obama DEMANDING the year to remain untouched, like a sensual lavender flower in the California desert. 

Is There Hope A Chance At Freedom??

The point is, lamestream media can talk all they want about how great it is having a dictator, but I will never be okay surrendering in the most important war of the past 11 years- The War.......On New Years Holiday.

Airplane review - Post 3

Airsick

Living in the state of "California" I am constantly exposed to one of humanity's biggest mistakes: the "airplane". Perhaps you (the reader) have heard of this incredible catastrophe. It is large and big with a couple wings on the sides? Ever heard of it? No? Well you are one lucky man I must say.

De spite this I figure it is only fair to provide a little HISTORY on the monster many people call "the airplane":

1. Orvile Right and Wilver Right (no relation, as I recall) made the "airplane" for the 1st time of anybody. Of course the two Right men don't make airplanes now, in fact neither have been seen in several decades. I once heard an elected official say that "2 wrongs don't make a right". This is true. But also in this case I think it is safe to say that 2 Rights make a wrong.....

2. In the 1960's or 1970's airplanes really began to take over. Everybody had a plane or two (except back then they called them "EagleWangs"). Neighbors would call to each other "Hey Jimbo, how's the EagleWang? You and the Mrs. still enjoying the sex?".         Are you starting to see why I dont really care for these airplains??

3. Here we are today. Look up and all around you. I would bet many things that there are several airplanes in you're eyesight alone. Simply put, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

Nextly, I dont know if you (once again, the reader) have ever been on one of these things. But it is just AWFUL. I had my 1st experience 4 years ago when traveling from Fresno, California to Phenix, Arizona. I boarded the plane and was immediately thrown to my seat by a (easy on the eyes, if I do say so myself) stewardess wearing a proper unifrom. She introduced her self as Jeanette and I. Was. In. Love. But this is all besides the point. My experience was, oh I dont know, LESS than pleasant. For one, they served no milk (of any percent, believe me I asked) or Mike's Hard Lemonade (my favorite drink but shhh). After settling for "Cran Barry Jews" (anyone else never heard of this "drink"?) I had a full blatter. I went to the bathroom only to find my "good friend" Jeanette blocking the doorway with an apparently unmovable drink carte. I told her I really had to go, and we got into a little scuffle. The next thing I knew we had landed at the Provolone, Utah airporte where I was taken off the plane (rescued).

As you can see me and planes have a ways to go before I'd ever fly again.
I hoped this helped anybody thinking about flying make a decision.
Yours truly.