Thursday, April 16, 2015

We all eat pizza some places make it for us

Introductoin

         Chew chew chew. Crunch crunch. Scarf scarf scarf. Waht are all these words? No they are not the new snap crackle pop brothers  (Come on LOL). What the words are the sounds of eating a hot plate of pie. Pizza Pie! I grew up eatin' that stuff by the slice! My fsmily always made the best pies- steaming in  a box from the local pizza joint! Ha ha ha! We were a delivery family for sure.n
         My mother always said "There're is two types of peopl.e in this world, the douhg tosserers and the dough gobblers (YUM!). Guess which kind we were? So, with out further I do, here are my favorite 'za places, and some   info about each one:

Lenny's Pizzaa

Male chefs working in kitchen, back-office shot - stock photo
My fdavorite at this local place is the pepperoni. It will make your stomacj happy,! Even if it is right next to the dang  immigrent center(Boooo!)
Directions: After pulling out of the driveway, make the first two lefts onto 3rd and then go straight about a half mile, Its rreally close, yo'ull find it.

George's Pies

Pizza Chef makes the pizza dough spin in the air to make it thin and soft - stock photo
Well me and george have had little scuffle this past year. I paid 19.08$ for two SauceOnlyPizzas. George (the boss, the owner, the big cheese(ROFL)) says too me, "Those sweet pizzas are actually 23.12$". MY ASS. There was no fucking way I was spending a Jackson, three green Washingtons, a Roosevelt, and two bronze Lincolns for two pizzas-hold-everything-but-the-sauce. Come On! Anyway this place is ok.


Curly's World Famous Italiano Joint:

Waiter standing in front of Chef's holding a pizza - stock photo
Look at that smug motherfucker. I love him. Enuogh said about this place.....


Slim's Hot Toppings On Crust Place:

Slim. Its the mans name.
But guess what? You willn't be slim if you eat at this pizza shoppe, thats for sure. When you go to this place, make sure to ask for the hot 'za. It comes extra hot and tastes. The prices at this "joint" are pretty fair. Fair warnign: the hot 'za will cost extra, it always will, so dont try to negotiate down. 


Crook's Restaurant


This place is rhe first pizza place I ever went too, and to be homest, its good. I often walk into this building and scream "Hey Crooks, one pie!!" He's got it ready. Bam, I chew and digest- Perfect. Also he makes it the old way- like the little men in italy with there berets. Authentic to the last detail.