Thursday, April 16, 2015

We all eat pizza some places make it for us


         Chew chew chew. Crunch crunch. Scarf scarf scarf. Waht are all these words? No they are not the new snap crackle pop brothers  (Come on LOL). What the words are the sounds of eating a hot plate of pie. Pizza Pie! I grew up eatin' that stuff by the slice! My fsmily always made the best pies- steaming in  a box from the local pizza joint! Ha ha ha! We were a delivery family for sure.n
         My mother always said "There're is two types of peopl.e in this world, the douhg tosserers and the dough gobblers (YUM!). Guess which kind we were? So, with out further I do, here are my favorite 'za places, and some   info about each one:

Lenny's Pizzaa

Male chefs working in kitchen, back-office shot - stock photo
My fdavorite at this local place is the pepperoni. It will make your stomacj happy,! Even if it is right next to the dang  immigrent center(Boooo!)
Directions: After pulling out of the driveway, make the first two lefts onto 3rd and then go straight about a half mile, Its rreally close, yo'ull find it.

George's Pies

Pizza Chef makes the pizza dough spin in the air to make it thin and soft - stock photo
Well me and george have had little scuffle this past year. I paid 19.08$ for two SauceOnlyPizzas. George (the boss, the owner, the big cheese(ROFL)) says too me, "Those sweet pizzas are actually 23.12$". MY ASS. There was no fucking way I was spending a Jackson, three green Washingtons, a Roosevelt, and two bronze Lincolns for two pizzas-hold-everything-but-the-sauce. Come On! Anyway this place is ok.

Curly's World Famous Italiano Joint:

Waiter standing in front of Chef's holding a pizza - stock photo
Look at that smug motherfucker. I love him. Enuogh said about this place.....

Slim's Hot Toppings On Crust Place:

Slim. Its the mans name.
But guess what? You willn't be slim if you eat at this pizza shoppe, thats for sure. When you go to this place, make sure to ask for the hot 'za. It comes extra hot and tastes. The prices at this "joint" are pretty fair. Fair warnign: the hot 'za will cost extra, it always will, so dont try to negotiate down. 

Crook's Restaurant

This place is rhe first pizza place I ever went too, and to be homest, its good. I often walk into this building and scream "Hey Crooks, one pie!!" He's got it ready. Bam, I chew and digest- Perfect. Also he makes it the old way- like the little men in italy with there berets. Authentic to the last detail.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

The school(s)

A education 

     If you were about to hop on googel let me stop you right there.! "California" is in the USof A. Its just a fact. And this fact means that there are American schools in the California. Now Im a Patriot (ha ha ha ha not the sport team) but I dont really like the American schools.

The other day a colored woman (the color white, to be clear) on tv told me that our US kids arent doing all that good in school on tests. Other countries like Japan (really?) and IndonAsia (Not racist, this is the official country name) are takin' our kids by the hand, askin' them to the big dance, and then not showin' up just to make 'em feel bad (I will never forgive you paula abduel). Point is, other countries and continents are doing bettter then the US ofA in math, school, ect.

Beleive me I wnat to do something about it, heck Im gettin riled up just thinking about it! (Ever hear that expression "thinking is a fool's aaron"???). But I am to busy, so I calling upon the CongressMen in DC to pull up their pants, and say "I will SUCK IT UP and fix the schools".

For example maybe we could start a program or something like that where we send some of these congreess men to the schools so they can teach the kids. We could just send like 40 or fifty of the men to schools every semester to fix the problem of not enough teachers.

Another Idea I had for CONgress fixing education was to have some of the bills and laws that they read everyday to be essays and stuff from kids. They could grade essays while gettin their congress work done. We could even have a bell or something that we could ring. Anyway, the teaches would Have less work to do, and kids would get smarter.

Also, ever looked at one of those large pie charts? (a big big circle on a plaine peice of paper, cut into triangles to show different numbers and such; Usually its jibberish) Well we could use a big pie chart (sounds sweet LOL) to show what different things are. Then people will know and understand and we can finaaaaaaally start to FIX. THE. SCHOOLS.

I just want to wrap things up with one last point: I dont want to get all philharmonic on the reader (you) but what does school mean? Is it a building made of bricks, cement, dirt, water, glass, with "schoool" painted on the side? Is it where they make math and all that jazz? WHAT does it really mean?
That is a American quesstion and reason I am still proud to live in USA.

Later boys.