The school(s)

A lesson......in education 

     If you were about to hop on googel let me stop you right there.! "California" is in the USof A. Its just a fact. And this fact means that there are American schools in the California. Now Im a Patriot (ha ha ha ha not the sport team) but I dont really like the American schools.

The other day a colored woman (the color white, to be clear) on tv told me that our US kids arent doing all that good in school on tests. Other countries like Japan (really?) and IndonAsia (Not racist, this is the official country name) are takin' our kids by the hand, askin' them to the big dance, and then not showin' up just to make 'em feel bad (I will never forgive you paula abduel). Point is, other countries and continents are doing bettter then the US ofA in math, school, ect.

Beleive me I wnat to do something about it, heck Im gettin riled up just thinking about it! (Ever hear that expression "thinking is a fool's aaron"???). But I am to busy, so I calling upon the CongressMen in DC to pull up their pants, and say "I will SUCK IT UP and fix the schools".

For example maybe we could start a program or something like that where we send some of these congreess men to the schools so they can teach the kids. We could just send like 40 or fifty of the men to schools every semester to fix the problem of not enough teachers.

Another Idea I had for CONgress fixing education was to have some of the bills and laws that they read everyday to be essays and stuff from kids. They could grade essays while gettin their congress work done. We could even have a bell or something that we could ring. Anyway, the teaches would Have less work to do, and kids would get smarter.

Also, ever looked at one of those large pie charts? (a big big circle on a plaine peice of paper, cut into triangles to show different numbers and such; Usually its jibberish) Well we could use a big pie chart (sounds sweet LOL) to show what different things are. Then people will know and understand and we can finaaaaaaally start to FIX. THE. SCHOOLS.

I just want to wrap things up with one last point: I dont want to get all philharmonic on the reader (you) but what does school mean? Is it a building made of bricks, cement, dirt, water, glass, with "schoool" painted on the side? Is it where they make math and all that jazz? WHAT does it really mean?
That is a American quesstion and reason I am still proud to live in USA.

Later boys.

The war...........On New Years

Theres A War Going On Outside

I know as a kid, a child/youth, I remember my favorite holeday being new years eve. I wuold stay up to see the big CrystallineBall drop in TimeSquare while all the gays sang their songs. Sometime, I would even have a little "Champain" to take the edge off- I was a true adult: tuxedo and all. The point is, I (like everyAmericans) remembers the Good 'Ol Days of 12/31. But the man in the suit and OvelOffice, barackHUSSEINobama,  is desperately trying to take this all away from us. He has practically said "Hello USA I am going to keep it the same year always. No celebrations. HaHaHa." Yes my friends and colleaggues, Obama has officially launched THE WAR ON NEW YEARS.

The Memories

First Id like to talk about all the fun times Ive had as a man participating in the holiday New Years. One Year, my freind Millard and I went to a rather lavish party at the local watering hole. It's name: The Legendary Hard Rock Café. This year Millard and I decided to pull out all the stops: We bought t-shirts that said F.B.I.. on the front. We walked in- EVERYBODY thought we were cops. But the FBI didn't stand for the usual "Federal Board Of Investagation"- No, it stood for "Female Body Inspectors"  (HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM STILL LAUGHING ROFL). Safe to say, we were the life of the party. Everybody crowded around our booth, and for that night, We. Were. Kings. It's these classic memories that make me cherish the holiday so much.... ;(

The Goverment's Plan

Okay folks, try to keep up here, because this is where it all gets a little "whacky". Obama claims to be from "HawaiState" in the PecificOcean. As we all know there are time zones in this country (This countrys going to the dogs, but hey, were still civilized.). Hawai is the last of all the states in time zones. This means that It will be a new year (2003 for example) in the rest of country but still be old year in Hawai(2002 for example). This gives obama the natural reason to not like New Years Ev. He feels jealous of the rest of USA (the real, honest, hardworking part) because he is last to celebrate. That is his "motive", next is his "plan". According to studies obama took office approx. Janaury 2009. He participated in an "inauguration". Videoes of this occur OnLine, and in the videoes he clearly says the following words throughout the 4Hour event: "It", "will", "always", "be", and "this year". Alone these words don't mean much, just the mumblings of a lunatic, but when you make a sentence out of them, they clearly show obama DEMANDING the year to remain untouched, like a sensual lavender flower in the California desert. 

Is There Hope A Chance At Freedom??

The point is, lamestream media can talk all they want about how great it is having a dictator, but I will never be okay surrendering in the most important war of the past 11 years- The War.......On New Years Holiday.